Odds for Shopstar’s reunion this weekend……
Updated with Shopstar’s comments! Click the link below.
Updated with Shopstar’s comments
We are headed to Shopstar’s reunion this weekend. As my friends know she grew up in a little town in Easterrm…….errr “Central” Kentucky. I decided to lay some odds on what we will see from some of her old classmates.
Truck with tires bigger than most cars………………….4-1
A dog chained in the bed of the truck…………………..8-1
A lawn chair in the back of a truck………………………2-1
Gun Rack…………………………………………………….2-1
A gun…………………………………………………………1-1
Cowboy hat (to a Hawaiian themed reunion)…………….1-1
Wife beater T-shirt…………………………………………5-1
Cooler of Budweiser in the back of a pickup truck……..1-1
Chewing tobacco……………………………………………2-1
A rebel flag…………………………………………………..1-1
Something camouflage……………………………………..1-1
Suit and tie…………………………………………………30-1
Tube top…………………………………………………….2-1
A Mullet (probably Shopstar’s ex BF)…………………….1-1
Tim McGraw song played…………………………………..1-1
A high end Cabernet………………………………………..30-1
A Swisher sweet…………………………………………….3-1
Cowboy boots……………………………………………….2-1
a Fight………………………………………………………..5-1
A Camaro/Trans Am/Firebird……………………………….1-1
Someone who doesn’t use the word “Y’all”………………50-1
Someone who likes hockey………………………………..90-1
Someone with a son named “Beau”………………………..6-1
Someone who thinks “Chardonnay” would make a cute baby name………….2-1
The word “Hawaii” spelled wrong………………………….7-1
People chanting “SEC,SEC,SEC!”………………………….3-1
A discussion of semiconductor nanotubes and nanowires..1000-1
An overtly gay couple (key term overtly)………………..80-1
A conversation with at least 2 expletives……………….2-1
Country ham…………………………………………………1-1
Someone who knows what a Bordeaux is………………..40-1
A discussion of which animal to bring to the state fair….9-1
A Harley Davidson clothing item…………………………….12-1
Hair past the shoulders on a man…………………………..1-1
A “Rednecks for Obama” bumper sticker…………………..500-1
An Obama bumper sticker……………………………………499-1
